{"product_id":"squishy-butter","title":"Squishy Butter","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt looks like a jumbo stick of salted butter. It feels like the softest, slowest, most satisfying squish you’ve ever held. Set it on your desk and watch every single person pick it up. 🧈✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧈 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooks unbelievably real\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — “SALTED BUTTER, 4 OZ.” printed right on it, buttery matte finish and all\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😌 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUltra-soft \u0026amp; slow-rising\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — squish it flat, watch it puff back up; peak stress relief and fidget therapy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎬 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for the camera\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — the prank reaction, the squish ASMR, the “wait, that’s not real?” double-take\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍳 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKitchen counter decor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — sitting out on the butter dish, fooling guests all week long\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShips from the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — no month-long overseas wait while stores are sold out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — for the foodie, the chef, the roommate, the coworker who needs a laugh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrab a second one before it’s gone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — one for your desk, one for the person who’s going to try to butter their toast with it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne color, one classic butter stick — exactly what you see. Not suitable for children under 3 (small parts). Not edible (we know, it looks delicious).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Squishy Dumpling Shop","offers":[{"title":"Single Basket","offer_id":45517772783751,"sku":"SD-MYSTERY-1","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3-Pack (Save 20%)","offer_id":45517772816519,"sku":"SD-MYSTERY-3","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6-Pack Family Steamer Set (Save 33%)","offer_id":45517772849287,"sku":"SD-MYSTERY-6","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4-Pack (Save 15%)","offer_id":45517772882055,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/3338\/4839\/files\/44DD0011-28B8-4406-AE71-0B91FFAB0560.jpg?v=1786494502","url":"https:\/\/squishydumplings.shop\/products\/squishy-butter","provider":"Squishy Dumpling Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}